YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY
OH MY GOD.
And then I died…
(Source: thedailywhat)
. .. …this photo reminded me of something my professor said in my philosophy class yesterday … he quoted Heraclitus – “where there is no sun, we can see the evening stars’’ . .. …
How did my parents ever fall in love lol? They’re so different. Funny thing is that they both care about each other but they want to rip each other’s head off. Everytime they fight I’m so annoying lol I make annoying sounds. I hope my marriage won’t end up bitter like theirs.
- Me: Ay yo girl, can I get them digits?
- Friend: Alright. Hai tám một, chín ba một, không không không cho.
